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| 05.06.04 (9:24 pm) [edit] |
Chartreuse colored smoke came from the mouths of the Canadian Mounties as they said; “Lord ‘tunderin’ Jesus. What’s the problem eh?”
“We’ll explain on the way” said Burgoo King Jr.
The mounties, well, mounted, the horses. They erupted from the Cave as Mr. Mouse, Groves, Chuck, Nosferatu, and yours truly did baroque social dances and threw confetti made from recycled chimney brooms as a send off.
For the next 56.8 minutes, I endured the aches that came to my furcula, glenoid, and islets of langerhans, while Chuck and Groves moaned, Mr. Mouse fretted, the University of Vermont Equestrian Team snored, and Nosferatu drank. At the end of the 56.8 minutes the Mounties and Horses returned.
“We’ve got some good news and some bad news eh” said the Captain of the Mounties.
“Do continue” Said Chuck.
“Well, we like, got the pictures. So ya woont be hurtin’ anymore eh. They aint much ta look at after gettin’ run over by the trains, but we got ‘em”
“So, what’s the bad news ?” asked Groves.
“Oh, well, we like, got the pictures, but we didn’t get a ‘drat’ or a ‘curses’ or a ‘foiled again’ from any of the folks that tied the pictures to the track, eh”
“So, does this mean we can expect more trouble from Thrum-Cap, Coil, and Admantine in the future?” I asked.
“’Fraid sooo” said the Mounty Captain.
“Oh well” said Groves “At least my nasal barbels and adipose fins don’t hurt anymore”
So, we gave each of the mounties a wheat penny and watched as they went back to Canada via the fax machine. We also bid a fond farewell to the University of Vermont Equestrian team and their high-tech horses, who had managed to solve our latest problem through their vast knowledge of sophisticated communication techniques.
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